come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
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