Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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