Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize
