Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
and you fell through a lawn chair
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
