my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
no you cant smoke seaweed
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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