dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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