and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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