You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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