He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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