I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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