Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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