I like to think it a success when the cops are called
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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