is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize