i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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