I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Randomize
