Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
he was CRYING into my vagina
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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