i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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