They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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