I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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