I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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