Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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