Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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