I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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