Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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