Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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