Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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