He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Randomize
