wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
How did I end up in the pool?!
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There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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