Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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