that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I'm getting married
To pizza
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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