that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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