I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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