I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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