You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
There's always time for handjobs
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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