Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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