My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
