The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
