Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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