She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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