4 words: hood of his car
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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