I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Just cropdusted the office
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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