She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
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