i can't believe i had my finger in that
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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