as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I'm getting married
To pizza
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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