i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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