he puts the penis in happiness.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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