What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Randomize
