I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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