big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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