So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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