We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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