Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
