How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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