Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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